ABOUT THE BAND
Jean carries a pocket knife around with him, he likes to use it to scratch himself when he gets itchy, we think it's kinda gnarly, and wish he would cut that shit out; not to mention he always gets this weird gleam in his eye when he has it... Could just be J.C. Junior, but we think he get's a little too stabby.
George has excellent dental hygiene, his breath is improbably fresh. Go figure. When he's excited he makes pterodactyl noises.
Mark suffers from a medical condition called "Bass-Face", his expression furious and contorted, he scares children and grown men alike. He mostly stays in and practices, oddly enough exacerbating the condition. I saw him once during a rare remission, he looked like a nice guy actually...
Zach has a ridiculously large mouth, and rumour has it is the bastard child of a certain rock singer, an unfortunate side effect of this is he never knows when to close it. He never once paid for drugs.
FUN FACTS:
Every member of the band was born on a day with a 7 in it. 7, 7, 17, 27.
Every member of the band was born on a day with a 7 in it. 7, 7, 17, 27.
We also can be arranged in that order from shortest to tallest.
All of this is bullshit.
All of this is bullshit.
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